A New Adventure

They were going on an adventure again...

Who were these mysterious people, er, things, going on an adventure? You will very soon find out. As a matter of fact, you will find out now. They were Cuci and Zuki and other people. And who were these mysterious other people? Well, they were other people, and that's all you need to know.

The important thing is, Cuci and Zuki were going on an adventure again. And what adventure was this? Well, you will not find out so soon. It will take 3 weeks, or more, for you to find out more about this adventure. But this adventure has a name...

...and what is the name of this adventure? This, at least, must be revealed with speed, and so I will tell you the name of this particular episode of the Adventures of Cuci and Zuki: it was called...

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...meanwhile, on the other side of the Area, the FF (Foul Fruit) were facing a difficult dilemma. They had found Avvieo washed up on the beach. (Celiet ended up saving him...V__V Celiet is a fool for saving a fool, but that is okay, her beloved Pommie is coming to rescue her from hopeless love...;P) They did not know what to do with Avvieo. Avvieo did not even know what to do with himself. He was not feeling very well. The veggie seas had not treated him well; he was now shivering and very cold. All of the other FF, however, were getting cooked. They became kind of jealous. They decided to hatch an evil plot to get rid of Avvieo. Now, what was this evil plot? Well, this evil plot had a name. The name was the same as that of the Adventures of Cuci and Zuki. The name was...

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...in a dark, desolate part of the Area, Kitchen Monsters sweated buckets because of the heat. They were given some chocolate by the nice cocoa bean but the chocolate melted before they could taste it (also because most of them were metal...). The plastic Kitchen Monsters were finally getting the upper hand. They decided to have an uprising. It was decided in a very official meeting. The plastic Kitchen Monsters declared war on the metal Kitchen Monsters; the wooden ones joined in the fight too. Nobody was really neutral. And this war was called...yup, you guessed it; the war has the same name as the Adventures of Cuci and Zuki and the evil plot of the FF against Avvieo. So really, what IS this name?

It was called CTV! "Center for Tortured Veggies" and also "Celiet TV" and "Chocolate Terror Vanquishing". Let me explain how this work.

Cuci and Zuki will soon be going to this Center for Tortured Veggies, trying to figure out how not to become tortured...they believe that this will help them cure the Vlu, see. So this is their adventure.

Celiet, being the interesting veggie she is, is now showing a program called Celiet TV. It basically broadcasts all sorts of things about her beloved Avvieo and her beloved Pomegrasar and all of the evil battles between them. She feels interesting, so she decides to pit them against each other in a fight to the death. They end up deciding that neither is really willing to risk his own life so they decide to go get some Fruit Juice together. [This is kind of like a omake scene in the K-drama DGCH...]

And as for the war? Well, it started because of chocolate, and now the Kitchen Monster Territories are full of terror, and they are vanquishing each other (or trying to).

More on the CTVs later...that is, after they finish occurring...

The Fiery Carrot

Carrie was a carrot. bum bum bum. But she seemed to have gotten injured. She was turning on a lamp until WHACK WHACK! Some parts of her got Chopped off!! Poor Carrie. The first cut was the deepest. She had incisions in her now. She wondered "What's Left of Me?" Unfortunately not even Nick Lachey could help her because of course, Drew is way better! Like OMV (Oh My Veggie)! But the gates just wouldn't open up for her! She asked to be saved, saved from perilous destruction. It was all just too over her head. She had begun fraying. There were many things wizzing through Carrie's head at this moment. Why had she been whacked? Had she been chosen? And if she was chosen, chosen for what? And most importantly, what had whacked her? All this she pondered. Unfortunately the whacker wasn't ready to make nice, so the discovery of the whacker's identity would have to wait. Carrie would also have to wait in order to find out if she was chosen.

Meanwhile her friend Broccoli (Brocci) was wondering where Carrie had ventured off to. Broccoli was feeling slightly lonely because Rutabega (Baga) was on a treasure hunt.

But like all things in life, Carrie couldn't wait forever. She had to move along, move along. However, when Carrie had a mission, she was on fire. *sizzle sizzle* Why? Only the Juicer knew for it had drunk the forbidden drink, carrot juice. *gasp* Well there was nothing the orange Carrie could do now so she decided to dance. She rocked hard. She breakdanced like no other. She was the star. She was the glue. And so Carrie waited

The Vlu Continued...

And so Cuci and Zuki went to *gasp* The Shady Part of Town. Dun Dun Dun!! They had been reading all these statistics and decided that they couldn't trust them because the sample sizes had not been given. The Shady Part of Town was shady. There were thieves and robbers and such, or so the statistics said. Cuci and Zuki were armed with Reeses to cure themselves if they should be harmed. They prepared Jacket after Jacket in case it got too shady and Smoothie after Smoothie in case they should be on their adventure for quite some time. They even prepared homogenized pears, but unfortunately they started browning before the adventure had begun so they were left behind, left behind to rot. The Juicer was a mighty being. My, how it crushed those foods that were splendidly blended.

(We could add the juicer to the kitchen monsters...but does it have an alliance with the veggie? hmm)

With a Bang, Cuci and Zuki were thrown backward. Oh no they feared, this was it. They were going to be killed by the evil OOGABOOGAHS!!! As they were preparing their last words, some people approached them. They were terrified to behold the OOGABOOGAHS because the statistics said that 99.9% of the people who looked at the OOGABOOGAHS were instantly killed!! (Of course, it wasn't mentioned in the statistics that that fruit had had a heart attack meaning that it had been chopped and eaten until only .1% of it remained, so in fact it hadn't completely died.) They shielded their eyes waiting to be eaten. They felt the shadows looming closer and closer. When was the chomp coming? Was it coming now? Or now? RAWR!!! They heard a cackly rawr. It was the end of them!! They're children would have to carry on their legacy now. Cuci and Zuki having great minds that thought alike, suddenly sprang up, for if they were going to be killed, they would die in fashion after fighting valliantly. The sight that awaited them surprised them. It terrified them in a happy way.

(8 hrs later i can't remember what else i was going to add...something about them actually being coconuts like in monty python like them actually being palm trees with their coconuts cackling together singing the coconut song aka war cry. yeah)

The Vlu and The Vlu!!! and The Vlu??? and The Vlu...

All of The Area was down with The Vlu. This incurable Vlu was oh so terrible and unforgiving. It killed veggies. It slaughtered vegruits. It even murdered the foul fruit and assassinated the kitchen monsters. It was most definitely a big problem, and the veggies decided that however ill and Vlu-infected they were, they would have to find a cure.

It all began one day when Cuci the Hero, being the Hero, decided to become the head of the HeroesLikeYou^TM Corporation, and declared with its "cool as a cucumber" voice box, "I must save the world and bring VWP to everyone!!!" (VWP being Veggie World Peace ©.) Cuci was oh so heroic. The crowds cheered. The veggies came out into the open even in their sick state just to cheer him on. You could even see a few vegruits/foul fruit/kitchen monsters disguising themselves in order to support Cuci's heroic speech. Cuci sat down in its wonderful lab and began to work on trying to cure The Vlu. it decided that it would be a good idea to use a food processor to mix different kinds of food together...

Meanwhile, Zuki the Ninja-Thief was eating chocolate (the cocoa beans were oh so kind) and spaghetti and ice cream and sour cream pringles (not all at the same time of course). Zuki was becoming bored...well, not really. Zuki was watching K-drama. But everyone else thought that this was a very boring and pointless thing to do, so they made Zuki go out and do something productive. Zuki was very lazy though. Zuki wanted to watch K-drama and was sad because it could not. Thus Zuki decided to go on an adventure. This adventure was to Cuci's house. Cuci decided that Zuki should not be lazy and so it put Zuki to work processing food.

First Zuki was ordered to mix carrots and onions. Then she mixed broccoli and chives. Afterwards she attempted to put pineapple with tomato, but the pineapple was too spiky. Cuci and Zuki, both down with The Vlu because ALL of The Area was down with The Vlu, attempted to cure themselves by drinking these juices. Instead, they just got headaches from listening to the veggies and fruits complaining from inside their stomach. Their eardrums hurt. The last straw was with cantaloupe and spinach. They would not have it. They felt worse and worse each day. Cantaloupe and Spinach were so noisy. Cuci and Zuki became sick with an even more terrible disease called The Vlu!!!.

This disease caused Cuci and Zuki to have even more insane adventures. These adventures would involve riding fast objects often used for suicide by high school students and other public transportation used by the common veggies. They would look at things in foreign languages and cross bridges and buy chocolate and eat clam chowder in bread bowls.

WELL. There was an even bigger problem now. Cuci and Zuki had The Vlu!!! and not The Vlu, so they could not use themselves as test subjects! THE HORROR!!! So they brought Celi along their insane adventures. They ended up feeding Celi a smoothie of blended strawberries. It tasted very good. Celi was cured. Strawberry turned out to be the one nice fruit and volunteered its entire garden. In fact, the food processor was also given to Cuci by Strawberry. Strawberry gave Cuci a lot of ideas about what to mix. Anyway, Cuci and Zuki saved the day. But there was still another problem.

CUCI AND ZUKI HAD THE VLU!!! and it was a big problem. Because they would have to go on another adventure to cure The Vlu!!!. This adventure would involve flying "down South" and eating lots and lots of potatoes and not getting any sleep and pondering about logical and ethical things. Little did they know, but they ended up getting an even more terrible disease called The Vlu???. So they had to go to a far off not-so-unknown land to cure this disease. But once that disease was cured, they got another even worse disease called The Vlu...! And so Cuci and Zuki kept getting disease and being forced to go on adventures. They would be stuck with each other for a long time. The rest of The Area, however, was safe. For now....DUN DUN DUN!!!

And what happened? That's right, nobody knows. =P



(lol. anyway, you should correct this according to what actually happened. and figure out what Spinach doesn't like. XD)

spinach and cantaulope

spinach and cantaulope are enemies.
either they are each others enemies or together they make evil.

did you know...

zucchini are called courgettes in England and New Zealand?

this calls for a new story...

Zucchini's scientific classification:
Kingdom: Plantae (plant)
Division: Magnoliophyta (flowering plant)
Class: Magnoliopsida (sth. complicated)
Order: Cucurbitales (sth. complicated)
Family: Cucurbitaceae (gourds: melon, squash, etc.)
Genus: Cucurbita Part ()
Species: different: Maxima, Mixta, Moschata, Pepo

Cucumber's scientific classification:
(the same, until)
Genus: Cucumis
Species: Sativus

should we put comments on the stories? not that anyone would comment probably. but oh well.

the fresh freshman

the fresh freshmen were very fresh. they were fresher than lettuce and tomato. they replaced them in sandwiches. it was a beautiful disaster. of course the lettuce and the tomato couldn't just sit there as these fresh freshmen replaced them, so they got very very angry. And decided to set up some sort of social hierarchy to frighten the freshmen into being what they were, except not liking it. The other veggies wanted to freshmen to be ashamed of being young and innocent and unexperienced. So they set it up, and called it high school. Because all the other veggies were oh-so-high. Off the wonderful air and the duckies with avian flu. Anyhow, the freshmen were very excited and nervous on the first day, not knowing what that day would bring. Gingerly, they walked onto the circle of life, not knowing it would become a magnet, drawing them back when they didn’t want to come in at 8 in the morning. And then the other veggies looked at the freshmen and laughed at they with their rolly sandwiches and clear colored
ties. The freshmen did not like this and wished that they were the high upperveggies. Because this was not quite as exhilarating as they wanted it to be. All day, when the freshmen waddled down the halls, all the upperveggies glanced at each other and smiled as if they had some sort of secret that they couldn’t share with the freshmen. And at lunch, when the upperveggies seemed to know exactly what they were doing, running off to get their sunshine and water from the tables in the dining hall and then running to benny, the freshmen just stood around, confused. This continued for the first few weeks of school. For every new thing that happened, the freshmen seemed confused, nervous, unexperienced. This did not make them happy. But, to the upperveggies surprise, the freshmen seemed to be having an ok time. They somehow realized that they were not equal to the upperveggies and, as much as they might try to be, it would just make them look even more ridiculous. The upperveggies decided to be content with the fre
shmen simply being in awe of them and aspiring to be like them. This wonderful tradition continued for a long long time.


created by cuci and tomy

blob

It went kersplat. It was a blob, a blob of what you may ask? Cuci was just wondering that too. Great minds think alike. Or maybe, you have a supernatural connection. This blob was all a blob could be. It had been on countless adventures including cloud surfing and Aopisdfu. Today it was being blobby and jelly and lazy and so it retired. After it retired, there was a drought and it didn't do anything at all for ages. It just wiggled and jiggled from tree to tree. It flew with the wind. It flew far far away. Suddenly, the blob woke up from its hibernation. It stretched its little fin contraptions and it...yawned a nice big pleasant yan.

Blob's Adventures coming soon.
*needs to be put on website. too lazy to do it now. would like to make story better int he future but that isn't going to happen cuz i'm lazy. yippeee ok bye

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