The Vlu Continued...
And so Cuci and Zuki went to *gasp* The Shady Part of Town. Dun Dun Dun!! They had been reading all these statistics and decided that they couldn't trust them because the sample sizes had not been given. The Shady Part of Town was shady. There were thieves and robbers and such, or so the statistics said. Cuci and Zuki were armed with Reeses to cure themselves if they should be harmed. They prepared Jacket after Jacket in case it got too shady and Smoothie after Smoothie in case they should be on their adventure for quite some time. They even prepared homogenized pears, but unfortunately they started browning before the adventure had begun so they were left behind, left behind to rot. The Juicer was a mighty being. My, how it crushed those foods that were splendidly blended.
(We could add the juicer to the kitchen monsters...but does it have an alliance with the veggie? hmm)
With a Bang, Cuci and Zuki were thrown backward. Oh no they feared, this was it. They were going to be killed by the evil OOGABOOGAHS!!! As they were preparing their last words, some people approached them. They were terrified to behold the OOGABOOGAHS because the statistics said that 99.9% of the people who looked at the OOGABOOGAHS were instantly killed!! (Of course, it wasn't mentioned in the statistics that that fruit had had a heart attack meaning that it had been chopped and eaten until only .1% of it remained, so in fact it hadn't completely died.) They shielded their eyes waiting to be eaten. They felt the shadows looming closer and closer. When was the chomp coming? Was it coming now? Or now? RAWR!!! They heard a cackly rawr. It was the end of them!! They're children would have to carry on their legacy now. Cuci and Zuki having great minds that thought alike, suddenly sprang up, for if they were going to be killed, they would die in fashion after fighting valliantly. The sight that awaited them surprised them. It terrified them in a happy way.
(8 hrs later i can't remember what else i was going to add...something about them actually being coconuts like in monty python like them actually being palm trees with their coconuts cackling together singing the coconut song aka war cry. yeah)
(We could add the juicer to the kitchen monsters...but does it have an alliance with the veggie? hmm)
With a Bang, Cuci and Zuki were thrown backward. Oh no they feared, this was it. They were going to be killed by the evil OOGABOOGAHS!!! As they were preparing their last words, some people approached them. They were terrified to behold the OOGABOOGAHS because the statistics said that 99.9% of the people who looked at the OOGABOOGAHS were instantly killed!! (Of course, it wasn't mentioned in the statistics that that fruit had had a heart attack meaning that it had been chopped and eaten until only .1% of it remained, so in fact it hadn't completely died.) They shielded their eyes waiting to be eaten. They felt the shadows looming closer and closer. When was the chomp coming? Was it coming now? Or now? RAWR!!! They heard a cackly rawr. It was the end of them!! They're children would have to carry on their legacy now. Cuci and Zuki having great minds that thought alike, suddenly sprang up, for if they were going to be killed, they would die in fashion after fighting valliantly. The sight that awaited them surprised them. It terrified them in a happy way.
(8 hrs later i can't remember what else i was going to add...something about them actually being coconuts like in monty python like them actually being palm trees with their coconuts cackling together singing the coconut song aka war cry. yeah)
posted by Cuci @ 11:08 AM
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