An Interesting Tale about the origins of guavas
Well, there’s the Darwin theory where the ancestors of the guava were gradually genetically altered to achieve its current status as a guava. But can’t we all imagine how blunt and uneventful a story would be if a certain author were to base his/her novel around Evolution.
So here, let me be the first one to fully comprehend what it is truly like to write a fiction novel about guavas.
When Gd said, “Let there be light!” there was light. However, when God said, “Let there be fruit!” surprisingly; right there, from the ashes; appeared the fruit lord. God commissioned the fruit lord to plant the seeds of assorted fruits upon the earth and watch it mature into astounding fruits of majestic proportions. Among these fruits were the guava and the banana. For some apparent reason still unknown to modern society’s knowledge, the bananas despised the guavas. As a matter of fact, the bananas decided to plan a robbery in the fruit lord’s palace, so that all traces of the creation of guavas will be destroyed (thus ending all reputation of the guavas).
Fortunately, the guavaic secret service recovered information about the robbery and informed the fruit lord. The fruit lord, upon hearing the news, soon outrages against the bananas, and nearly annihilated the population. Meanwhile, the fruit lord praises the guavas and decides to change his name into the guava lord, in honor of the heroic deeds of the guavaic secret service.
The End.
by guava pirate
Well, there’s the Darwin theory where the ancestors of the guava were gradually genetically altered to achieve its current status as a guava. But can’t we all imagine how blunt and uneventful a story would be if a certain author were to base his/her novel around Evolution.
So here, let me be the first one to fully comprehend what it is truly like to write a fiction novel about guavas.
When Gd said, “Let there be light!” there was light. However, when God said, “Let there be fruit!” surprisingly; right there, from the ashes; appeared the fruit lord. God commissioned the fruit lord to plant the seeds of assorted fruits upon the earth and watch it mature into astounding fruits of majestic proportions. Among these fruits were the guava and the banana. For some apparent reason still unknown to modern society’s knowledge, the bananas despised the guavas. As a matter of fact, the bananas decided to plan a robbery in the fruit lord’s palace, so that all traces of the creation of guavas will be destroyed (thus ending all reputation of the guavas).
Fortunately, the guavaic secret service recovered information about the robbery and informed the fruit lord. The fruit lord, upon hearing the news, soon outrages against the bananas, and nearly annihilated the population. Meanwhile, the fruit lord praises the guavas and decides to change his name into the guava lord, in honor of the heroic deeds of the guavaic secret service.
The End.
by guava pirate
posted by Cuci @ 8:53 PM
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