The Vlu and The Vlu!!! and The Vlu??? and The Vlu...
All of The Area was down with The Vlu. This incurable Vlu was oh so terrible and unforgiving. It killed veggies. It slaughtered vegruits. It even murdered the foul fruit and assassinated the kitchen monsters. It was most definitely a big problem, and the veggies decided that however ill and Vlu-infected they were, they would have to find a cure.
It all began one day when Cuci the Hero, being the Hero, decided to become the head of the HeroesLikeYouTM Corporation, and declared with its "cool as a cucumber" voice box, "I must save the world and bring VWP to everyone!!!" (VWP being Veggie World Peace ©.) Cuci was oh so heroic. The crowds cheered. The veggies came out into the open even in their sick state just to cheer him on. You could even see a few vegruits/foul fruit/kitchen monsters disguising themselves in order to support Cuci's heroic speech. Cuci sat down in its wonderful lab and began to work on trying to cure The Vlu. it decided that it would be a good idea to use a food processor to mix different kinds of food together...
Meanwhile, Zuki the Ninja-Thief was eating chocolate (the cocoa beans were oh so kind) and spaghetti and ice cream and sour cream pringles (not all at the same time of course). Zuki was becoming bored...well, not really. Zuki was watching K-drama. But everyone else thought that this was a very boring and pointless thing to do, so they made Zuki go out and do something productive. Zuki was very lazy though. Zuki wanted to watch K-drama and was sad because it could not. Thus Zuki decided to go on an adventure. This adventure was to Cuci's house. Cuci decided that Zuki should not be lazy and so it put Zuki to work processing food.
First Zuki was ordered to mix carrots and onions. Then she mixed broccoli and chives. Afterwards she attempted to put pineapple with tomato, but the pineapple was too spiky. Cuci and Zuki, both down with The Vlu because ALL of The Area was down with The Vlu, attempted to cure themselves by drinking these juices. Instead, they just got headaches from listening to the veggies and fruits complaining from inside their stomach. Their eardrums hurt. The last straw was with cantaloupe and spinach. They would not have it. They felt worse and worse each day. Cantaloupe and Spinach were so noisy. Cuci and Zuki became sick with an even more terrible disease called The Vlu!!!.
This disease caused Cuci and Zuki to have even more insane adventures. These adventures would involve riding fast objects often used for suicide by high school students and other public transportation used by the common veggies. They would look at things in foreign languages and cross bridges and buy chocolate and eat clam chowder in bread bowls.
WELL. There was an even bigger problem now. Cuci and Zuki had The Vlu!!! and not The Vlu, so they could not use themselves as test subjects! THE HORROR!!! So they brought Celi along their insane adventures. They ended up feeding Celi a smoothie of blended strawberries. It tasted very good. Celi was cured. Strawberry turned out to be the one nice fruit and volunteered its entire garden. In fact, the food processor was also given to Cuci by Strawberry. Strawberry gave Cuci a lot of ideas about what to mix. Anyway, Cuci and Zuki saved the day. But there was still another problem.
CUCI AND ZUKI HAD THE VLU!!! and it was a big problem. Because they would have to go on another adventure to cure The Vlu!!!. This adventure would involve flying "down South" and eating lots and lots of potatoes and not getting any sleep and pondering about logical and ethical things. Little did they know, but they ended up getting an even more terrible disease called The Vlu???. So they had to go to a far off not-so-unknown land to cure this disease. But once that disease was cured, they got another even worse disease called The Vlu...! And so Cuci and Zuki kept getting disease and being forced to go on adventures. They would be stuck with each other for a long time. The rest of The Area, however, was safe. For now....DUN DUN DUN!!!
And what happened? That's right, nobody knows. =P
(lol. anyway, you should correct this according to what actually happened. and figure out what Spinach doesn't like. XD)
It all began one day when Cuci the Hero, being the Hero, decided to become the head of the HeroesLikeYouTM Corporation, and declared with its "cool as a cucumber" voice box, "I must save the world and bring VWP to everyone!!!" (VWP being Veggie World Peace ©.) Cuci was oh so heroic. The crowds cheered. The veggies came out into the open even in their sick state just to cheer him on. You could even see a few vegruits/foul fruit/kitchen monsters disguising themselves in order to support Cuci's heroic speech. Cuci sat down in its wonderful lab and began to work on trying to cure The Vlu. it decided that it would be a good idea to use a food processor to mix different kinds of food together...
Meanwhile, Zuki the Ninja-Thief was eating chocolate (the cocoa beans were oh so kind) and spaghetti and ice cream and sour cream pringles (not all at the same time of course). Zuki was becoming bored...well, not really. Zuki was watching K-drama. But everyone else thought that this was a very boring and pointless thing to do, so they made Zuki go out and do something productive. Zuki was very lazy though. Zuki wanted to watch K-drama and was sad because it could not. Thus Zuki decided to go on an adventure. This adventure was to Cuci's house. Cuci decided that Zuki should not be lazy and so it put Zuki to work processing food.
First Zuki was ordered to mix carrots and onions. Then she mixed broccoli and chives. Afterwards she attempted to put pineapple with tomato, but the pineapple was too spiky. Cuci and Zuki, both down with The Vlu because ALL of The Area was down with The Vlu, attempted to cure themselves by drinking these juices. Instead, they just got headaches from listening to the veggies and fruits complaining from inside their stomach. Their eardrums hurt. The last straw was with cantaloupe and spinach. They would not have it. They felt worse and worse each day. Cantaloupe and Spinach were so noisy. Cuci and Zuki became sick with an even more terrible disease called The Vlu!!!.
This disease caused Cuci and Zuki to have even more insane adventures. These adventures would involve riding fast objects often used for suicide by high school students and other public transportation used by the common veggies. They would look at things in foreign languages and cross bridges and buy chocolate and eat clam chowder in bread bowls.
WELL. There was an even bigger problem now. Cuci and Zuki had The Vlu!!! and not The Vlu, so they could not use themselves as test subjects! THE HORROR!!! So they brought Celi along their insane adventures. They ended up feeding Celi a smoothie of blended strawberries. It tasted very good. Celi was cured. Strawberry turned out to be the one nice fruit and volunteered its entire garden. In fact, the food processor was also given to Cuci by Strawberry. Strawberry gave Cuci a lot of ideas about what to mix. Anyway, Cuci and Zuki saved the day. But there was still another problem.
CUCI AND ZUKI HAD THE VLU!!! and it was a big problem. Because they would have to go on another adventure to cure The Vlu!!!. This adventure would involve flying "down South" and eating lots and lots of potatoes and not getting any sleep and pondering about logical and ethical things. Little did they know, but they ended up getting an even more terrible disease called The Vlu???. So they had to go to a far off not-so-unknown land to cure this disease. But once that disease was cured, they got another even worse disease called The Vlu...! And so Cuci and Zuki kept getting disease and being forced to go on adventures. They would be stuck with each other for a long time. The rest of The Area, however, was safe. For now....DUN DUN DUN!!!
And what happened? That's right, nobody knows. =P
(lol. anyway, you should correct this according to what actually happened. and figure out what Spinach doesn't like. XD)
posted by Erika @ 6:58 PM
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