Of Governments and Leaves

Inspired by this website.

VEGGIE EMPIRE, CUCUMBER FACTION: You have two leaves. You make them your slaves. Then you make them your friends. Eventually they become HeroesLikeYou^TM.

VEGGIE EMPIRE, ZUCCHINI FACTION: You have two leaves. Mysteriously, more appear. You are SO not using your mad ninja-thief skillz to obtain them. ^_^

VEGGIE EMPIRE, BROCCOLI FACTION: You have two leaves. You guard them from Rutabagas. You keep them with you and examinen them during lunch.

VEGGIE EMPIRE, CARROT FACTION: You have two leaves. You think you have two leafs. People tease you. You give them a Withering Glare. People stop teasing you.

VEGGIE EMPIRE, RUTABAGA FACTION 1: You have many leaves. You give some to the Broccoli. You occasionally steal them back, to Brocci's squealing. You take extreme care that your leaves are not ripped, torn, or damaged in any way.

VEGGIE EMPIRE, RUTABAGA FACTION 2: You have many, many leaves. You pretend they are money.

LAND OF THE FOUL FRUIT, APPLE PARTY: You are swimming and sea a leaf on the surface of the water. You realize that you're not very good at swimming and are drowning. You try to grab the leaf and to stay afloat on top. You fail to realize that you are bigger and heavier than the leaf and so you sink. You drown. The leaf floats on in peace.

(more to come soon...)

veggie dictionary

i'm going to try to start the veggie dictionary. i don't know what parts of it are rated V though, so while i'm creating it it's going to be a non-published post (so sam, you can read it in the blog account).

i'm kind of busy. erk. but only kind of. XD XD XD

YAY

OMG I love the yo mama thing! omg omg omg ^__^

and lol. we should totally try to sing the theme song and put it in front of the videos we make. omg. XD much.

kelp is albert? lol ok.

i love all of it. yay.

more updates on the website blog.

i don't really know where i should post...I guess rough-draft stories go here and other stuff goes there? or something. well, it should work okay ^^;

ameliorate

ameliorate

At the Veggie Council meeting, the veggies were discussing stuff, veggie stuff. They decided to be like Miss America and try to attain World Peace. Well, Veggie World Peace. They wanted to ameliorate the Veggie Empire. They decided that to achieve this goal of theirs, they would have to begin by bettering the Land of the Foul Fruit. The big question was "How would they attain this dream of theirs?" Improving the Land of the Foul Fruit is not an easy task. The air is bad there. It smells like chalk, like chalk inside a gym. The Fruit being foul, did not smell this chalky scent, but the veggies could and my, how it reeked. Perhaps they could use the flower spray. But the veggies were mightier than that. They had other better ways to better the smell. It wasn't just the aroma they were trying to ameliorate. Nope, not just the fragrance. It was the foulness of the Land of the Foul Fruit. However, they couldn't get Veggie World Peace if they started a Fragrance War. Or could they? AMELIORATION! Cha-ching! And well, that was just the beginning of Amelioration Domination.

vocab

vocabulary/new words (whichever letter we need a story title for) coming soon

veggie stories made out of vocab words or just...big scary words. or just words

Bursting with Green

an acorny leaf
This acorny leaf was incredible. It was having a bad day. An extremely bad day. And that was very depressing. You see, this acorny leaf was once attached to a tree. It lived and grew off a tree. Amazing eh? Anyway, the tree was its lifesource. It breathed and ate off that tree. I suppose you could call it Mama Tree. But for some reason which nobody knows, the aceaf (hard c: acorny+leaf) was not chosen. Nope. The aceaf was not chosen to become a leaf. No beautiful bursting green leaves for aceaf. That was not its destiny. It was chosen for a different path. Another way of saying this is that it was chosen to fall off the tree. It was chosen to die. Yes. And so the aceaf left its life source. One day the wind came. The aceaf was usually very strong and sturdy and would hug Mama Tree. However, over time aceaf had slowly been becoming weaker. It was losing it. This time when the wind came, it just couldn't grab on. The wind came, aceaf swayed and that was the end of aceaf. Or was it? Out of the darkness aceaf summoned some strength. With a heave and a loud ho, aceaf was able to make a herculean effort and WALAH! Aceaf was able to grab back on Mama Tree. This is why sometimes you get bumps on trees. The bumps are from when aceaf had to grow back into Mama Tree. JUST KIDDING! Once you let go, you are lost forever. However, aceaf's life was not yet over. Though it had not yet (and never would) live out the leaf life, it had not yet survived the ground life. The life of dirt. Of bugs. Yes including spiders, but mostly snails, slugs and such. The life of getting stepped on. Of getting picked up by little veggies. Obviously aceaf didn't know this. The outsiders or fallen had no communication with Mama Tree, so aceaf had no way of knowing what ground life would be like. Plop! Aceaf fell onto a rock. Ouch! But luckily, it was a smooth rock. It was not a sharp rock that could cut through plastic. Plastic like at the bottom of a gargage bin. So, this caused the veggies present to go to the park to search for pointy rocks. "Went searching for sharp pointy rocks in the park." said their note on the garage door. They plotted ways to get out of the evil garage. The first move they did was close the door to the house in the garage (connecting door) so that nobody would be able to get into the house. They soon realized that this meant not even them because they discovered that the door was locked. This elimated the front door to the house. They practiced getting out of the garage. BAM! And Cuci would jump every single time. It was quite sudden. It made Cuci a bit spazzy. They could get out of the garage fine, but what about getting back in? So the heroic veggies climbed over fences and fought warriors. The warriors were extremely strong and fit. The veggies went HIYA! POW! KA-CHA! But the warriors still kept coming. There were hundreds of them. They were invincible. They were air molecules. Meantime aceaf was living the life. The ground life. Eventually the veggies found aceaf. It was fate. Aceaf became their feather. Aceaf was like a drum stick. Boom! And the drum would beat. Since aceaf and Cuci became pretty good friends, Cuci began playing the drum more and more. Bang! Bang Bang! It was awesome. Thus Cuci's hobby became born.

kelp

kelp-->keli
sounds like kelly
girl name
does something "girly"?
flute. XD XD

twee and kelp

twee goes chasing after kiwibird (based on erika's icon picture thing)
kiwibird is peacefully floating in the water
twee dives in and tries to sneak up on kiwibird
twee starts drowning
twee sneaky so kiwibird doesn't notice twee at all
kelp aka albert sees twee sinking underwater
saves twee

yo mama

YO MAMA

(Michelle C. is honeydew. she's not very much like a honey is she? hehe)

Entroick: I bet you can't beat me in yo mama jokes. Oh baby i'm like the king.

Honeydew: PSSSHHH. In your dreams. You're going DOWN!!

(perhaps we should act out this scene?

Entroick: OH YEA??

Honeydew: YEA YEA! THATS RIGHT FOOL!

Entroick: We'll see about that.

Honeydew: BRING IT!!!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Entroick: EW! That was soo lame! like omg!

Honeydew: Let me see you do better.

Entroick: Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Honeydew: That was even lame-ER!

Entroick: No it wasn't! You got no taste.

Honeydew: You're a fool.

Entroick: No i'm ghetto.

Honeydew: Excuse me?

Entroick: You're excused.

Honeydew: ARGH!
You know what?

Entroick: What now?

Honeydew: Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
OOOOH! Can't beat that!

Entroick: Oh yes I can.

Honeydew: Let me see you try.

Entroick: You think I even have to try with you? Wow, you really are pathetic.

Honeydew: Like I'm trying.

Entroick: Dude, you're sweating. Don't tell me you're not trying. Unless...let me guess. You sweat 24/7?

Honeydew: Ew that's nasty.

Entroick: Yea, you're nasty.

Honeydew: Look at your face.

Entroick: Yea I know its beautiful.

Honeydew: I looked up ugly in the dictionary and its definition was Entroick. [We could make that]

Entroick: I looked up stupid in the dictionary and Honeydew was its definition.

Honeydew: Well Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Entroick: Yea only for small restaurants though.

Honeydew: No. I saw her eating at Todai. She ate everything. She ate so much the people had to kick her out. There was no food left at all. The sushi, hot food, all gone. But your mom couldn't fit out the doors so they had to knock down the building to get her out. [My wife and kids episode in DC?]

Entroick: Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Honeydew: I think you're confusing my mom with your mom. That was your mom.

Entroick: Don't lie. You know as well as I do that that was your mom.

Honeydew: You need to get your facts straight. Don't be ashamed of your fat mom.

Entroick: Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Honeydew: Well yo mama looks like a giant banana slug and people try to kiss it.

Entroick: Do you know what pathetic means?

Honeydew: Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Entroick: Oh yea? Well Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

these are kind of mean though. eh so maybe in the other section. (rated v section)


tbc
we should act this one out. like make a movie of it. hahaha.

theme song? (besides the rap)

to be finished

Desperate for adventures
Starving for vronicles
I'm farther from where I started
Cuci then Zuki
I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held onto
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you

Forgetting all the Foul Fruit
Completely
Starving for truth
I'm closer to where I started
Chasing after you
I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held onto
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you

Forgetting all the Foul Fruit
And the veggie monsters too
I'll take your challenge here
Veggies will beat all of you...

I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held onto
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you
I'm living for the only thing I know
I'm running and not quite sure where to go
And I don't know what I'm diving into
Just hanging by a moment here with you

There's nothing else to lose
There's nothing else to find
There's nothing in the world
That can change my mind
There is nothing else
There is nothing else
There is nothing else

Desperate for changing
Starving for truth
I'm closer to where I started
Chasing after you....

I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held onto
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you
I'm living for the only thing I know
I'm running and not quite sure where to go
And I don't know what I'm diving into
Just hanging by a moment here with you

Just hanging by a moment (here with you)
Hanging by a moment (here with you)
Hanging by a moment here with you
I'll take your invitation
You take all of me now...

I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held onto
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you
I'm living for the only thing I know
I'm running and not quite sure where to go
And I don't know what I'm diving into
Just hanging by a moment here with you

There's nothing else to lose
There's nothing else to find
There's nothing in the world
That can change my mind
There is nothing else
There is nothing else
There is nothing else

Desperate for changing
Starving for truth
I'm closer to where I started
Chasing after you....

I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held onto
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you
I'm living for the only thing I know
I'm running and not quite sure where to go
And I don't know what I'm diving into
Just hanging by a moment here with you

Just hanging by a moment (here with you)
Hanging by a moment (here with you)
Hanging by a moment here with you

promotion

wow we haven't written in a while.
so we should write the heroic story of vegruit [the one that helped us with directions] and "promote" him. haha. maybe he becomes a veggie. i forgot what he said though. some kind of bean. so i guess he can be beanie! hahha.