the fresh freshman
the fresh freshmen were very fresh. they were fresher than lettuce and tomato. they replaced them in sandwiches. it was a beautiful disaster. of course the lettuce and the tomato couldn't just sit there as these fresh freshmen replaced them, so they got very very angry. And decided to set up some sort of social hierarchy to frighten the freshmen into being what they were, except not liking it. The other veggies wanted to freshmen to be ashamed of being young and innocent and unexperienced. So they set it up, and called it high school. Because all the other veggies were oh-so-high. Off the wonderful air and the duckies with avian flu. Anyhow, the freshmen were very excited and nervous on the first day, not knowing what that day would bring. Gingerly, they walked onto the circle of life, not knowing it would become a magnet, drawing them back when they didn’t want to come in at 8 in the morning. And then the other veggies looked at the freshmen and laughed at they with their rolly sandwiches and clear colored
ties. The freshmen did not like this and wished that they were the high upperveggies. Because this was not quite as exhilarating as they wanted it to be. All day, when the freshmen waddled down the halls, all the upperveggies glanced at each other and smiled as if they had some sort of secret that they couldn’t share with the freshmen. And at lunch, when the upperveggies seemed to know exactly what they were doing, running off to get their sunshine and water from the tables in the dining hall and then running to benny, the freshmen just stood around, confused. This continued for the first few weeks of school. For every new thing that happened, the freshmen seemed confused, nervous, unexperienced. This did not make them happy. But, to the upperveggies surprise, the freshmen seemed to be having an ok time. They somehow realized that they were not equal to the upperveggies and, as much as they might try to be, it would just make them look even more ridiculous. The upperveggies decided to be content with the fre
shmen simply being in awe of them and aspiring to be like them. This wonderful tradition continued for a long long time.
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ties. The freshmen did not like this and wished that they were the high upperveggies. Because this was not quite as exhilarating as they wanted it to be. All day, when the freshmen waddled down the halls, all the upperveggies glanced at each other and smiled as if they had some sort of secret that they couldn’t share with the freshmen. And at lunch, when the upperveggies seemed to know exactly what they were doing, running off to get their sunshine and water from the tables in the dining hall and then running to benny, the freshmen just stood around, confused. This continued for the first few weeks of school. For every new thing that happened, the freshmen seemed confused, nervous, unexperienced. This did not make them happy. But, to the upperveggies surprise, the freshmen seemed to be having an ok time. They somehow realized that they were not equal to the upperveggies and, as much as they might try to be, it would just make them look even more ridiculous. The upperveggies decided to be content with the fre
shmen simply being in awe of them and aspiring to be like them. This wonderful tradition continued for a long long time.
created by cuci and tomy
posted by Cuci @ 3:13 PM
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