but another egg cracked!

...because the coconut was not CIRCLE (Corpulent, Ill, Risky, Coruscating, Lazy, and Evasive), but SPHERE. and because it was SPHERE (short for Short, Piggy, Horrendous, Excommunicated, Rambunctious, and Evil), it made everything absolutely terrible. You could have a 270-degree triangle! GASP! It was truly short, piggy, horrendous, excomumunicated, rambunctious, and evil.

The coconut was also very special. it was also SQUARE (short for Special, Quadratic, Undulating, Abandoned, Retrospective and Emaciated). and it was also CUBE (Charismatic, Ubiquitous, Bejeweled, and Effervescent). So this was a very interesting coconut, indeed. It was Corpulent, Ill, Risky, Coruscating, Lazy, Evasive, Short, Piggy, Horrendous, Excommunicated, Rambunctious, Evil, Special, Quadratic, Undulating, Abandoned, Retrospective, Emaciated, Charismatic, Ubiquitous, Bejeweled, and Effervescent. Most interesting, indeed.

(I am so glad that I don't have to translate this. It would be bad. XD)

MAMMA MIA!
The coconut fell. It fell long and hard. It fell down. It fell to the ground. But if you see the wonders of this fairytale, you have eyes. But a word of caution, be very careful or else some eighth grader might just, might just dissect it. The EYEBALL!! O.o. A magnificent piece of art the eyeball is. Eyeballs and coconuts have the same shape. They are circles! Circles are round. If you have ever found the circumcenter of a 2 dimensional coconut, well what can I say? Eyeballs reached its google peak in 2002. DISECTION! The vitreous humor is quite a snazzy slice.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Deedly Dee
There they are standing in a row
Bum bum bum
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
A flick of the wrist
Something something something
That's what the showman said
Hey!
As the coconut reached the ground, it CRACKED! It cracked like an egg. CRAIZZLE!!
I'm a little coconut
Sitting in a coco hut
Everybody laughs at me
That is why I'm cracked you see
I'm a nut (clk clk)
I'm a nut (clk clk)
Crazy
can take the future even if you fail. I believe in angels, something good in everything I see.

YEAH!
you should add kiwibird & eviltwee in too.
hey that would make 14 zodiacs and how old are you? whee

zodiac, maybe?

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Wow, I like how our posts are very different. You can tell who did which one quite easily. LOL. Anyway.

I'm trying to start a Veggie Zodiac of sorts. I'm doing it with animals, but I'm wondering if we should instead do it with veggies...? But then it'd be harder to choose. Below is the new version of the "zodiac twelve", in rough draft form:

Hamster
Emu
Dingo
Kangaroo
Penguin
Alligator
Llama
Platypus
Koala
Owl
Red Panda
Hippo

See how you like it. KiwiBird and EvilTwee were on the list too, but I wasn't sure whether they'd fit with it.

SHERRI IS A COW!!!
BAWK!!!!
but she looks like a parrot!!
or a toucan!!!
lots of color!!!


sam is a MEEEEEAAAAAN person. but i am having fun.

sam shall stop there.
sam is scared
sam shall retreat in her hole
sam is deceased.

who's COCONUT???
DUN DUN DUN....

coconut song

I'm a little coconut
living in a cocoa hut
everybody laughs at me
that is why i'm cracked you see
i'm a nut (clk clk)
i'm a nut (clk clk)
i'm crazy

call myself on the telephone
just to see if i was home
asked myself out on a date
taxi picked me up at half past eight
i'm a nut (clk clk)
i'm a nut (clk clk)
i'm crazy

more on dictionary

i've edited the draft that non-members can't see, anyway. only a few more entries, but whatever. i'm thinking that since Ameliorate is actually a story, it should probably still go in the Vronicles section...? and then we could add a dictionary. well. it will all be okay. when we edit the navigation for that (IF we ever do) then we'll have to make sure that we rename the archive as "old posts" and put it under the blog. when we have more May posts, we'll put the April posts in the archive, does that work? good. =)

It was at the bottom of the ocean.

The mighty veggies had been rankled by the Foul Fruit and its foulness. Currently, they had no inspiration on how to ameliorate it. So, they decided to procrastinate and go on a treasure hunt. (Notice how they weren't lazy.) They searched long and hard. They meditated; they tried to find their inner treasure. "Hum...Hum...Hum..." The air was filled with a herbal aroma. The veggies couldn't resist. One by one, their souls began floating away. *Poof*. One veggie soul floating across Veggie Land. Up, up, and away in the clouds. That veggie could no longer soul search so it went to Veggie Sea. It was a nice day. The veggie tried wading, but alas the water was as cold as ice. The veggie shivered as it remembered what it was like to live in a refrigerator, chilled to perfection, awaiting the day when it would be attacked by the Kitchen Monsters. The veggie ran and ran. It ran until it could run no more. It ran across the beach, through the waves. It sprinted. It darted to and fro, over and under the waves. The waves looked vicious and ferocious at the top like the kitchen monters. The veggie tried hiding so it ducked under the crashing waves. Under the waves with foam like the brownies, the veggie found a peaceful area. The sun was shining through the water. It was calm. The veggie forgot about the other life above the water and just kept swimming. and swimming. and paddling. Suddenly, it found itself at the bottom of the ocean. Mysterious. It poked at the rock. Nothing happened. It poked and poked and poked. Suddenly its finger fell off. You got punked. That veggie didn't have fingers. It poked the rock with a stick and slowly, the rock began to roll; the rock began to roll up, up the hill, up out of the ocean's depths, up to the surface. The veggie was so intent on poking the rock it didn't notice that they were slowly rising. *Pop* The rock had surfaced along with the veggie. tbc

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