1, 2 step--veggie empire

Citizens of Veggie Empire
This is our anthemizzle
Vengizzle (veggie+song)
Cuci. The veggie is here.
Zucchini.

Veggie Empire is
full of veggies, foul fruits,
condiments, kitchen monsters
find some treasure, roaming hippos
the vronicles rock my world
All the stories, Entroickiod, are the best
Grab a leaf, be a pirate, be a veggie
(You) love Veggie Empire

Chorus:
Be here, don't leave here
Everybody sing the anthem
Crank the website up
We about to get it on
You love Veggie Empire
I love it when you veggie dance
Everybody vronicle
We about to get it on

This world is
very cool, spontaneous,
make you crave it
Cuzi made it (Zuki+cuci)
way too awesome, top rated
ever since the day we started
take our polls & sign our guestbook
join this world & spread the world
freewebs dot com slash veggie empire
I know you love veggie empire

[chorus]
we veggies really do rock

It don't matter to us, you can dance slow
whichever way the vronicles drop
veggie empire will go
so swing it over here, all you citizens
and veggies will, veggies will rock you (x2)

sugar we're going down-- foul fruit you're going down

You are less than we bargained for yet
I've been dying to kill you
Anyway you want to die
'cuz that's just how you suck at life
Lie in the dump, inside vegeeth w/ vegruit
You're just a thing in a stomach
but we're a cool work of art

Chorus:
[Drop a knife, break a fruit
we're always better than you
and way cooler than you

'cuz you're foul, foul, such a foul fruit
& fruit we're gonna chop you down swingin'
I'll be your number 1 w/ blender
a loaded fruit chopper load it & spin it

You're going down, down into the trash can
foul fruit you're going down under
I'll be your number 1 w/ febreeze
a loaded spray bottle of summer splash]

Is this more than you haggled for yet
Don't mind me I'm chopping you fruit from the basket
wishing I could hack up all the foul fruit
Isn't it wonderful now I'm just spraying all of you
with summer splash scented febreeze

[chorus]

Sk8r Boi

[Stanza 1:
She was a veggie, he was a fruit
can I make it anymore obvious]
She was too cool, he was a loser
What more can I say
She wanted him, he'd never tell
but secretly he wanted to im her as well
All of her friends thought he was emo,
they had a problem with his pervertedness

{Chorus 1:
She was a swimmer girl
he said that he'd block her
she wasn't fast enough for him}
he had a 6-pac, but her head was in India
she needed to come back to Cali

3 weeks from now, he sits at home
staring at the computer he's all alone
he signs on im, guess who's online
Celiet iming 10 other guys
he calls up his hallmates,
they already know,
and they're the ones chatting on im with her
he gets a new sn,
and stares at his im
waiting for her reply

[chorus 1]

Now she's a pimping
slamming on her rejects
to show Avvieo what she's worth (x2)

Sorry Avvieo but you missed out
Well tough luck Celiet's mine now
we are more than just good friends
that is how the story ends

too bad that you didn't live
instead you drowned in an ocean
there is more than meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

[stanza 1] for some reason i wrote "just a" next to that. but idk why anymore
we are in love, haven't you heard,
how we rock veggie empire

I'm with the celery
I said see ya later babe
I'll be in veggie land after the treasure hunt
I'll be hugging a palm tree,
making you something sweet to make up for Avvieo (x2)

Dirty Little Secret [Rated V]

Let us know how to improve
this veggie empire website
I go on it for an hour or two
just to waste my time on it

(chorus 1)
Tell me everything you don't like
find out things you don't wanna know
You're not the only one that needs to know

(chorus 2)
I'll tell you my little veggie secret [little veggie secret]
Don't tell anyone but you'll have to
search long 'n hard for it [all by yourself]
Maybe you'll find it
My little veggie secret

Everyone needs to know [about this website]
When we live such boring lives
It's the best way we survive
I update it for an hour or two
just to amuse myself with it

[chorus 1 &2]

Who has to know
the veggie secrets inside
those thoughts I can't deny
some vronicles won't lie
You'll have to find them first
in this veggie empire
Trace this website

[First 2 lines of chorus 2]

[chorus 2]