Veggie Empire

Monday, May 08, 2006

It was at the bottom of the ocean.

The mighty veggies had been rankled by the Foul Fruit and its foulness. Currently, they had no inspiration on how to ameliorate it. So, they decided to procrastinate and go on a treasure hunt. (Notice how they weren't lazy.) They searched long and hard. They meditated; they tried to find their inner treasure. "Hum...Hum...Hum..." The air was filled with a herbal aroma. The veggies couldn't resist. One by one, their souls began floating away. *Poof*. One veggie soul floating across Veggie Land. Up, up, and away in the clouds. That veggie could no longer soul search so it went to Veggie Sea. It was a nice day. The veggie tried wading, but alas the water was as cold as ice. The veggie shivered as it remembered what it was like to live in a refrigerator, chilled to perfection, awaiting the day when it would be attacked by the Kitchen Monsters. The veggie ran and ran. It ran until it could run no more. It ran across the beach, through the waves. It sprinted. It darted to and fro, over and under the waves. The waves looked vicious and ferocious at the top like the kitchen monters. The veggie tried hiding so it ducked under the crashing waves. Under the waves with foam like the brownies, the veggie found a peaceful area. The sun was shining through the water. It was calm. The veggie forgot about the other life above the water and just kept swimming. and swimming. and paddling. Suddenly, it found itself at the bottom of the ocean. Mysterious. It poked at the rock. Nothing happened. It poked and poked and poked. Suddenly its finger fell off. You got punked. That veggie didn't have fingers. It poked the rock with a stick and slowly, the rock began to roll; the rock began to roll up, up the hill, up out of the ocean's depths, up to the surface. The veggie was so intent on poking the rock it didn't notice that they were slowly rising. *Pop* The rock had surfaced along with the veggie. tbc

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