coconut song

I'm a little coconut
living in a cocoa hut
everybody laughs at me
that is why i'm cracked you see
i'm a nut (clk clk)
i'm a nut (clk clk)
i'm crazy

call myself on the telephone
just to see if i was home
asked myself out on a date
taxi picked me up at half past eight
i'm a nut (clk clk)
i'm a nut (clk clk)
i'm crazy