yo mama
YO MAMA
(Michelle C. is honeydew. she's not very much like a honey is she? hehe)
Entroick: I bet you can't beat me in yo mama jokes. Oh baby i'm like the king.
Honeydew: PSSSHHH. In your dreams. You're going DOWN!!
(perhaps we should act out this scene?
Entroick: OH YEA??
Honeydew: YEA YEA! THATS RIGHT FOOL!
Entroick: We'll see about that.
Honeydew: BRING IT!!!
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Entroick: EW! That was soo lame! like omg!
Honeydew: Let me see you do better.
Entroick: Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Honeydew: That was even lame-ER!
Entroick: No it wasn't! You got no taste.
Honeydew: You're a fool.
Entroick: No i'm ghetto.
Honeydew: Excuse me?
Entroick: You're excused.
Honeydew: ARGH!
You know what?
Entroick: What now?
Honeydew: Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
OOOOH! Can't beat that!
Entroick: Oh yes I can.
Honeydew: Let me see you try.
Entroick: You think I even have to try with you? Wow, you really are pathetic.
Honeydew: Like I'm trying.
Entroick: Dude, you're sweating. Don't tell me you're not trying. Unless...let me guess. You sweat 24/7?
Honeydew: Ew that's nasty.
Entroick: Yea, you're nasty.
Honeydew: Look at your face.
Entroick: Yea I know its beautiful.
Honeydew: I looked up ugly in the dictionary and its definition was Entroick. [We could make that]
Entroick: I looked up stupid in the dictionary and Honeydew was its definition.
Honeydew: Well Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Entroick: Yea only for small restaurants though.
Honeydew: No. I saw her eating at Todai. She ate everything. She ate so much the people had to kick her out. There was no food left at all. The sushi, hot food, all gone. But your mom couldn't fit out the doors so they had to knock down the building to get her out. [My wife and kids episode in DC?]
Entroick: Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Honeydew: I think you're confusing my mom with your mom. That was your mom.
Entroick: Don't lie. You know as well as I do that that was your mom.
Honeydew: You need to get your facts straight. Don't be ashamed of your fat mom.
Entroick: Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Honeydew: Well yo mama looks like a giant banana slug and people try to kiss it.
Entroick: Do you know what pathetic means?
Honeydew: Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Entroick: Oh yea? Well Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
these are kind of mean though. eh so maybe in the other section. (rated v section)
tbc
we should act this one out. like make a movie of it. hahaha.
(Michelle C. is honeydew. she's not very much like a honey is she? hehe)
Entroick: I bet you can't beat me in yo mama jokes. Oh baby i'm like the king.
Honeydew: PSSSHHH. In your dreams. You're going DOWN!!
(perhaps we should act out this scene?
Entroick: OH YEA??
Honeydew: YEA YEA! THATS RIGHT FOOL!
Entroick: We'll see about that.
Honeydew: BRING IT!!!
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Entroick: EW! That was soo lame! like omg!
Honeydew: Let me see you do better.
Entroick: Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Honeydew: That was even lame-ER!
Entroick: No it wasn't! You got no taste.
Honeydew: You're a fool.
Entroick: No i'm ghetto.
Honeydew: Excuse me?
Entroick: You're excused.
Honeydew: ARGH!
You know what?
Entroick: What now?
Honeydew: Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
OOOOH! Can't beat that!
Entroick: Oh yes I can.
Honeydew: Let me see you try.
Entroick: You think I even have to try with you? Wow, you really are pathetic.
Honeydew: Like I'm trying.
Entroick: Dude, you're sweating. Don't tell me you're not trying. Unless...let me guess. You sweat 24/7?
Honeydew: Ew that's nasty.
Entroick: Yea, you're nasty.
Honeydew: Look at your face.
Entroick: Yea I know its beautiful.
Honeydew: I looked up ugly in the dictionary and its definition was Entroick. [We could make that]
Entroick: I looked up stupid in the dictionary and Honeydew was its definition.
Honeydew: Well Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Entroick: Yea only for small restaurants though.
Honeydew: No. I saw her eating at Todai. She ate everything. She ate so much the people had to kick her out. There was no food left at all. The sushi, hot food, all gone. But your mom couldn't fit out the doors so they had to knock down the building to get her out. [My wife and kids episode in DC?]
Entroick: Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Honeydew: I think you're confusing my mom with your mom. That was your mom.
Entroick: Don't lie. You know as well as I do that that was your mom.
Honeydew: You need to get your facts straight. Don't be ashamed of your fat mom.
Entroick: Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Honeydew: Well yo mama looks like a giant banana slug and people try to kiss it.
Entroick: Do you know what pathetic means?
Honeydew: Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Entroick: Oh yea? Well Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
these are kind of mean though. eh so maybe in the other section. (rated v section)
tbc
we should act this one out. like make a movie of it. hahaha.
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