Of Governments and Leaves
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VEGGIE EMPIRE, CUCUMBER FACTION: You have two leaves. You make them your slaves. Then you make them your friends. Eventually they become HeroesLikeYouTM.
VEGGIE EMPIRE, ZUCCHINI FACTION: You have two leaves. Mysteriously, more appear. You are SO not using your mad ninja-thief skillz to obtain them. ^_^
VEGGIE EMPIRE, BROCCOLI FACTION: You have two leaves. You guard them from Rutabagas. You keep them with you and examinen them during lunch.
VEGGIE EMPIRE, CARROT FACTION: You have two leaves. You think you have two leafs. People tease you. You give them a Withering Glare. People stop teasing you.
VEGGIE EMPIRE, RUTABAGA FACTION 1: You have many leaves. You give some to the Broccoli. You occasionally steal them back, to Brocci's squealing. You take extreme care that your leaves are not ripped, torn, or damaged in any way.
VEGGIE EMPIRE, RUTABAGA FACTION 2: You have many, many leaves. You pretend they are money.
LAND OF THE FOUL FRUIT, APPLE PARTY: You are swimming and sea a leaf on the surface of the water. You realize that you're not very good at swimming and are drowning. You try to grab the leaf and to stay afloat on top. You fail to realize that you are bigger and heavier than the leaf and so you sink. You drown. The leaf floats on in peace.
(more to come soon...)
VEGGIE EMPIRE, CUCUMBER FACTION: You have two leaves. You make them your slaves. Then you make them your friends. Eventually they become HeroesLikeYouTM.
VEGGIE EMPIRE, ZUCCHINI FACTION: You have two leaves. Mysteriously, more appear. You are SO not using your mad ninja-thief skillz to obtain them. ^_^
VEGGIE EMPIRE, BROCCOLI FACTION: You have two leaves. You guard them from Rutabagas. You keep them with you and examinen them during lunch.
VEGGIE EMPIRE, CARROT FACTION: You have two leaves. You think you have two leafs. People tease you. You give them a Withering Glare. People stop teasing you.
VEGGIE EMPIRE, RUTABAGA FACTION 1: You have many leaves. You give some to the Broccoli. You occasionally steal them back, to Brocci's squealing. You take extreme care that your leaves are not ripped, torn, or damaged in any way.
VEGGIE EMPIRE, RUTABAGA FACTION 2: You have many, many leaves. You pretend they are money.
LAND OF THE FOUL FRUIT, APPLE PARTY: You are swimming and sea a leaf on the surface of the water. You realize that you're not very good at swimming and are drowning. You try to grab the leaf and to stay afloat on top. You fail to realize that you are bigger and heavier than the leaf and so you sink. You drown. The leaf floats on in peace.
(more to come soon...)
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