Dirty Little Secret [Rated V]

Let us know how to improve
this veggie empire website
I go on it for an hour or two
just to waste my time on it

(chorus 1)
Tell me everything you don't like
find out things you don't wanna know
You're not the only one that needs to know

(chorus 2)
I'll tell you my little veggie secret [little veggie secret]
Don't tell anyone but you'll have to
search long 'n hard for it [all by yourself]
Maybe you'll find it
My little veggie secret

Everyone needs to know [about this website]
When we live such boring lives
It's the best way we survive
I update it for an hour or two
just to amuse myself with it

[chorus 1 &2]

Who has to know
the veggie secrets inside
those thoughts I can't deny
some vronicles won't lie
You'll have to find them first
in this veggie empire
Trace this website

[First 2 lines of chorus 2]

[chorus 2]