14 Zodiac Animals of Veggie Empire:

Hamster
Emu
Dingo
Kangaroo
Penguin
Alligator
Llama
Platypus
Koala
Owl
Panda
Hippo
EvilTwee
KiwiBird

and now...*drumroll*
VEGGIE DAOISM!!!
(do i learn anything in Chinese class? lol yayyy)


This is the closest one I could find to the one I was learning from. But for us it's not fire/water: "Water" is SUN and "Fire" is MOON. >_> many versions of this thing. well.
Basic run-down for people who don't understand:
Heaven has the most "Yang". It decreases through Wind, Sun, Mountain as Yin increases; Earth has the most "Yin", which decreases through Thunder, Moon, River, as Yang increases.
"Yin" isn't necessarily "bad", just as "Yang" isn't necessarily "good". but we can pretend, hahaha

so the VEGGIE ELEMENTS in this case, though it doesn't quite correspond =)
Heaven = V8
Wind = Veggie Land
Moon = Vegruit Division
Mountain = Kitchen Monster Territories
Earth = Vegeeth
Thunder = Land of the Foul Fruit
Sun = Condiment Colony
River = Veggie Sea

tell me if stuff would make more sense a different way...heh.