stuff from old blog
so john is the kimchi that pilots the airplane that goes choo choo?
haha. well i guess we could use some form of transportation.
UPDATED LIST ^___^
Veggie Notes (Updated 03/06/2006)
An agreement of veggies shall cause the first consonant of the names of the said two veggies to switch. Thus, if a(n impossible) case such as cucumbers and zucchinis agreeing occurs, they will thus be temporarily named as zucumbers and cucchinis. This will last for as long as they agree.
Cuci*Sam the Hero fights the Foul Fruit. Zuki*Erika the Ninja Thief (so uber-awesome) uses its ultimate ninja skillz to assassinate Cuci*Sam when it is tired. The new soul Cuci*Erika lures Zuki*Erika by pretending to be asleep and holding a gold bar in one hand. Zuki*Erika's ultimate ninja skillz fail (gasp! O_O) but this is beause Cuci*Erika bits Zuki*Erika and thus Zuki*Erika is killed. The new soul is Zuki*Yaosdif, who is currently at war with Cuci*Erika. Cuci*Erika all of a sudden decides to be reborn as Cuci*Quop. Zuki*Yaosdif spontaneously combusts and is reborn as Zuki*Kazzouolp.
· VEGGIE EMPIRE – Land
o Zuki, the Ninja Thief [Erika, Yaosdif, Kazzouolp]
§ Zucchini Faction (Zuu Veggion)
§ Can go up, up, and away, steal stuff, use super ninja skillz
o Cuci, the Hero [Sam, Erika, Quop]
§ Cucumber Faction (Cuu Veggion)
§ Can bounce, be heroic, defeat Foul Fruit (sometimes)
o Sir Guava, Knight of the Veggielake
§ Zucchini Faction (Zuu Veggion)
§ Has super ninja skillz
o Carrie the Wise One [Andrea]
§ Carrot Faction (Caa Veggion)
§ Rocketship powers
o Celi [Crystal]
§ Celery Faction (Cel Veggion)
o Brocci [Madison]
§ Broccoli Faction (Brocc Veggion)
o Baga [Lucy]
§ Rutabaga Faction (Ruta Veggion)
o Letti/Cabbi [Richard]
§ Lettuce/Cabbage Faction (Lett/Cabb Veggion)
o Spinny [Alex]
§ Spinach Faction (Spinn Veggion)
o Aspari [Lester]
§ Asparagus Faction (Aspaa Veggion)
o Rhubie [THE UBER-MYSTERY CHARACTER]
§ Rhubarb Faction (Rhuu Veggion)
· VEGGIE EMPIRE – Water
o Eggie [MYSTERY CHARACTER AGAIN]
§ Eggplant Faction (Egg Veggion)
o Seawee [???]
§ Seaweed Faction (Sea Veggion)
o Keli [???]
§ Kelp Faction (Kel Veggion)
· VEGGIE EMPIRE – V8 (Air) – currently uninhabited
o Kimchi [John]
§ Kimchi Faction (Kimch Veggion)
§ Is a flying kimchi that goes “choo choo”
· VEGEETH – The JAIL of JAWS
o Reg (Red Ginger Soup) [Justin]
§ Swamp
§ Evil red ginger soup
· LAND OF THE FOUL FRUIT
o Tomy the Spy [Sherri]
§ Tomato Faction (Toma Veggion)
§ Is the veggie spy
o Mr. Kiwi
§ Cucumber Faction (Cuu Veggion)
§ Cuci’s spy
o Appie
§ Apple Party
o Pearis
§ Pear Party
o Bannie
§ Banana Party
o Ora
§ Orange Party
o Avvie
§ Avocado Party
· KITCHEN MONSTER TERRITORIES
o Forks (Salad, Main Course, Dessert, etc.)
o Spoons (Soup, Chowder, etc.)
o Knives (Butter, Meat Cleaver, etc.)
o Mysterious Sporks/Fork-Spoons (dun dun DUN!!!)
o Cups (including Mugs)
o Plates
o Bowls
· CONDIMENT COLONY
o Tabasco (evil)
o Salt
o Pepper
o Mrs. Dash (happy-go-lucky evil)
o Fennel Seeds
o Guac [Josh]
§ Guacamole Faction (Guaa Settlement)
o Sals [Adriana]
§ Salsa Faction (Saa Settlement)
OMG so i asked romeo what he would be...he said avocado. So, celery & avocado are having a secret love affair. Since they're like Veggie & Foul Fruit! *GASP* its perfect.
do YOU veggie?
hmm what should veggie-ing be.
VEGGIE WORLD DOMINATION COMING SOON!!!!
#2 Preview
(This is a short blurb that basically writes about what my little mini-manga had.)
One fine day in Veggie Empire, the day suddenly became not so fine, because the FOUL FRUIT invaded Veggie Empire!!! (i.e. just Appie, Pearie, and Bannie (Apple, Pear, Banana) so not that many.) They went around the beautiful, lush green hills of Veggie Empire, laughing evilly, “MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Even the Kitchen Monsters ran away, and as we all know, the Kitchen Monsters are very fearful beings.
The Veggie Council decided to meet to decide what would happen. The Veggie Council included Cuci the Hero, Zuki the Ninja Thief, Tomy the (not yet) Spy, Carrie the Wise One, Celi, Brocci, and Baga. (I guess the Veggie Council will just be ppl from “us” then, not all veggies.) Cuci the Hero cried, “What shall we do?!?” Zuki thought long and hard to answer Cuci’s question. “I nominate Cuci the Hero to fight!” This made Cuci very unhappy. “HEY! You’re the Ninja-Thief!” It shouted back. “It’s okay, you get the honor,” replied Zuki cheerily. Tomy, Celi, and Brocci were all not amused.
Then Carrie the Wise One thought and said, “I say Tomy should be the spy!” Tomy, it is not necessary to say but will be said, was very surprised. Celi and Brocci said, “I second!” And thought, “Better than us or them!” pointing toward Cuci and Zuki who were still arguing. Carrie the Wise One declared, “Then it’s decided!”Tomy was very surprised at its nomination and stared into space wide-eyed for awhile. Carrie, Celi, and Brocci were all content that they would not be sent to the Land of the Foul Fruit, and Cuci and Zuki, well, were still arguing. (TBC)
stuff to do:
1. Avvie & Celi (XD) (maybe Avvieo & Celiet? LOL)
2. Adventures of Tomy
3. Manga-Snatching Stories of Brocci & Baga
4. Inhabitants of Water Area
5. Tales of K-ROTU and KODA.
6. What is Condiment Colony?
7. Veggie World Domination
8. Veggie-ing
9. Why Cucumber is Blue
10. Veggie Transportation
You might have noticed that the Fruits are divided into Parties and the Condiments are divided into Settlements. This is because these groups are not cool enough to have Factions/Veggions. ^___^
#1
We have not said much about Celi. Celi is part of the Celery faction of the Cel Veggion. That is all we really know about Celi. Celi, however, has some pretty…er…“interesting” stories. Which should be told from the eyes of the wonderful Cuci & Zuki. One of the most amusing stories to be told is the one of Avvie and Celi.
(There will be some mixing of fruits and vegetables. It cannot be helped. >___<)
Now, Celi was a marVelous Veggie and Avvie was a Foul Fruit. Most of Celi’s people were nice and kind like Benvolio and most of Avvie’s people were angry and evil like Tybalt. (Juliet and Benvolio are on the same side...Romeo and Tybalt are on the same side. Geh. Maybe we should switch Romeo and Juliet. LOL) marVelous Veggies did not cause many problems. Foul Fruits caused MANY MANY problems. This pair of star-crossed lovers does not take their life though, because that would be very annoying. LOL. But the story cannot go on forever, because then the onstage traffic would be far too long and boring.
Our story begins, yes, in The Area where Appie and Bannie (not Pearis, because Pearis has become Paris…who happens to be on the side of Romeo...maybe we should make Crystal a fruit? LOL no) get in a fight with Mr. Kiwi and Sir Guava, who are both merely defending themselves, but Appie is particularly violent (he will be Tybalt) and in the end the Foul Fruit are trying to slaughter all of the Veggies that are running away and trying to protect themselves. In the end the great K-Rotu breaks up the FF’s slaughtering and tells the FF never to attack the Veggies again or else they will all have to die and never be reincarnated!!! O_O The FF are VERY scared of the glorious K-Rotu and its KODA so they run off and leave the veggies in peace. Afterwards, Avvie laments to his good friend Cuci (Cuci is such a great Hero, thus Romeo is awed by Cuci’s might. Cuci is also very nice and is friends with Romeo. Something like that) about his beautiful love, Ora. Cuci’s expression is kind of like: o_____o;;; And then: -_____- *zzz* Then Cuci says “I will make you see that your Fruit is not as good as other Veggies!” in great joy. (Avvie is kind of insulted, but oh well.)
Pearis asks Lord Celery for the hand in marriage of Celi. Lord Celerey sends off a servant with party invitations who asks Cuci and Avvie about the guest list. Cuci persuades Avvie to go to the party where Ora will be present with other females. Lady Celery and Nurse Celery ask Celi about a possible proposal to Pearis. Celi doesn’t really object (because she has not yet met Avvie).
Spinny (Mercutio…because he’s related to me (the great K-Rotu). Hopefully he doesn’t really have Mercutio’s character. LOL) talks about fairies to mock Avvie. Lord Celery welcomes Avvie & Co. Avvie refuses to dance but sees the “rich jewel in Ethiop’s ear” that Celi is and is completely in love…er…well, maybe not. But still. Appie realizes who it is and is VERY VERY MAD. Lord Celery slaps Appie (oh! oh!) Avvie & Celi fall in love and then realize that he is a Fruit and she is a Veggie. (I can’t believe they couldn’t tell earlier. Yeesh.)
(end Act 1)
Avvie climbs into the Celery patch to search for Celi. Cuci and Spinny cannot find Avvie. Celi is too outspoken and confesses to a patch of weeds (not veggies so not “alive”). Avvie overhears and they confess their love…er…let’s say “infatuation.” XD They talk about possibly going to the Water Area together. (LOL)
Avvie talks to Carrie the Wise One (similar enough to a Friar? or not) who says she’ll let them go to the Water Area (*gasp* the horror!). Avvie meets Cuci and Spinny and beats Spinny in a “battle of wits” (how that happened I do not know…it’s kind of hard to win against him in a logic battle…V_V). Nurse Celery finds Avvie who tells her that they will go to the Water Area that afternoon. Celi is extremely impatient and is yelling “TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!” to Nurse Celery, who finally delivers the news. Afterwards, Avvie and Celi finally go to the Water Area.
(end Act 2)
Spinny and Cuci encounter Appie on the street. When Avvie arrives, Appie tries to attack Avvie but Avvie is completely in love with his wonderful (?) Celi and refuses to attack Celi’s…er…relative? Let’s just say that Appie is a family friend from a LONG LONG time ago before there was this family grudge thing, okay? Okay. Good. Spinny, being weird, decides to duel Appie; Spinny uses its magical spinach powers and Appie uses its violent apple powers. Unfortunately, violence wins over magic, and Spinny loses with a cry, “I lost!” (Which makes Appie very mad, because Appie is forced to say “I lost” because of the game. If you don’t know what this means, you don’t want to. XD) Avvie tries to avenge Spinny and makes Appie say “I lost.” V____V; The glorious K-rotu arrives and Cuci tells K-rotu the truth about what happened and tries to make K-rotu let Avvie free, but K-rotu dislikes fruits (i.e. both Appie and Avvie). Due to Cuci’s pleading it instead makes Avvie leave and go to Condiment Colony.
Celi daydreams about Avvie…a lot. >__< She ends up IMing Cuci with weird conversations (Cuci has a double-personality here as both Benvolio & Celi’s friend). Celi learns that Avvie killed Appie and was quite confused because their names are similar and she thought that Appie killed Avvie for awhile. (It got sorted out.) First she blames Avvie, then she bursts into tears. Celi is quite emotional. Her moods change easily. Just like a certain someone. LOL. She demands that Nurse Celery bring Romeo.
Pearis speaks to Lord Celery about a possible engagement to Celi. The next day Lord Celery tells Celi, who refuses angrily and decides to ask Carrie for help.
(end Act 3, TBC after we read more)
LESTER IS ASPARAGUS. except he gets an uber award b/c when i first asked him...he said....CUCUMBER! WHOOT.
and josh is a condiment. MEET CONDIMENT GUACAMOLE!
so once upon a time there was a cauliflower in veggie land. However, the cauliflower was a bit delusional. It kept thinking that it was a pancake. AND THEN ONE DAY AN EGG CRACKED. It thought it was better than a veggie. *THE HORROR!* So, this rebellious human cauliflower had to be taught a lesson. The other vegetables tried reasoning with it, but it just wouldn't listen. Instead, it thought it was a cookie. a cookie with sugar and frosting. So, after a gazillion tries of reasoning, the veggies decided that the cauliflower was not logical and therefore not ethical and thus needed to be put in Vegeeth, the veggie jail. But before that, they gave it one last shot because nothing is impossible. The cauliflower still just would not listen. So, they decided to punish it first by turning it into red ginger soup. Cauliflower tried to hide in its bomb shelter, but the veggies were just too sneaky, especially Zuki. So, the Cauliflower got caught and turned into red ginger soup using egg beaters. Yes, the evil egg beaters made the Cauliflower a soup. So now, Cauliflower is no longer a veggie, it is a soup. like a swamp. but its a soup. maybe it is a lagoon. Yes and then the red ginger soup aka reg got put into vegeeth where it lies until further notice.
*red ginger soups redemption to glory story??*
stupid cookie becomes red ginger soup.
and that is how the cookie crumbles.
MUAHHAHA
Sam : what veggie do you want to be?justin: nojustin: oh fine if it increases my status i'll be a veggiejustin: i'll be a pancake
AND SO THE PANCAKE WAS BORN. except does can he be a pancake?
justin: can I be a pancake?justin: it's not meatjustin: therefore it's a veggie
(List of Reincarnation so far:Erika/Zuki -> Yaosdif -> KazouolpSam/Cuci -> Erika -> Quop/Oomgsh/Quopmgsh)now that we have heard the story of Mr. Kiwi, we shall also hear about the story of Sir Guava, Knight of the Veggielake. (like Lancelot Knight of the Lake, or sth. like that.) Sir Guava was a very noble, chivalrous, bushido-following (?? LOL) soul. except not really. he was most certainly noble, chivalrous, and bushido-following, however he did not necessarily commit suicide because he disgraced his master/mistress (the connotation of the latter due to Shakespeare is unnerving, and the connotation of the former dictates that the said person should be male, thus we shall call her "Ruler of the Universe" (rotu for short)). this was because he never disgraced his rotu. his rotu is so great that she cannot be disgraced. his rotu, see, is a zucchini. this, by default, makes this rotu invincibly wonderful.Sir Guava is not a fruit, or a slave. Sir Guava is a free veggie. How so? Well, let's say that the Foul Fruit Land is some place where you have to be a fruit to become a citizen, e.g. China & Japan, I think, and Veggie Empire is like America in that you're allowed to become a citizen even if you're not of the American nationality. Thus, due to the help of the honorable yet mysterious zucchini K-rotu who was oh-so-benevolent and philanthropic and other such wonderful things, Sir Guava memorized the Veggiesburg Ddressing and became a citizen of Veggie Empire.VEGGIESBURG DDRESSING:Fourscore and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this Area a new Empire, conceived in veggie-ness and dedicated to the proposition that all veggies are created equal.Now we are engaged in a great Area war, testing whether that Empire or any Empire so conceived and so dedicated can long be uneaten. We are met on a great Dining Table of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that Dining Table as a final resting place for those who here rotted that that Empire might not be eaten. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this Dining Table. The brave veggies, green and rotting, who fought here have consecrated it far above our poor veggie-ness to say Plus or Minus. The Area will little note, nor long remember, what we say here, but it can NEVEGGIER forget what they did here. It is for us, the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored rotten veggies we take increased veggie-ness to that cause for which they gave their last full measure of veggie-ness -- that we here highly resolve that these rotten veggies shall not have rotted in vain, that this Empire shall have a new birth of veggie-bliss, and that veggie-ness of the veggies, for the veggies, and by the veggies shall not perish from Area.*end of Veggiesburg Ddressing*After Sir Guava became a citizen, he decided to swear eternal allegiance and faithfulness to K-rotu as Sir Guava is eternally grateful to K-rotu for saving him from the Foul Fruit Land. And in the Veggie Empire, no veggie is allowed to be a slave (fruits can though, which is why Mr. Kiwi can be Cuci's slave). Sir Guava is a definite asset for K-rotu as his super ninja skillz are only slightly less than K-rotu's own skills, and Sir Guava is also an excellent fighter. Thus K-rotu is able to do less work to get more money. ^___^Only Sir Guava is allowed to call K-rotu Kazzouolp-rotu. Everyone else calls K-rotu simply K-rotu.The life of a pencil...o_O;;;
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one day cuci woke up deciding that she needed a kiwi as her slave and spy. (cuci is strange like that) she had heard of this kiwi that was stranded on this island in the middle of a forest stuck on the very top of the rainbow tree. This kiwi was not put into exile. Mr. Kiwi just fell out of the sky one day and got stuck on the tree. The fruits being foul of course were too lazy to rescue Mr. Kiwi. So, kiwi just sat there all day. Kiwi had a good view from where it was. It was neither happy nor sad. So, Cuci sneaked into the forest with the help of Zuki's ninja powers. Then she used Zuki's "up up and away" (oh btw i was @ american eagle yesterday and there was this shirt on the model thingys that said up up and away!! and i was like omg i need to get this shirt for erika!! but then they weren't selling it. :( it was only on the model...yea.) to get up the tree. (note: cucumbers don't just climb trees, they're too cool for that. :P) And so Cuci drifted up the tree. Then she got to the top and being the nice person she is (haha) asked kiwi if she would like to be her slave and spy. Mr. Kiwi was delighted and agreed right away. So, Cuci took her back to veggie land where Mr. Kiwi became her slave and helped her. Since the Foul Fruit weren't aware of this "rescue", they thought that kiwi was just a fruit. So, kiwi was able to be a spy. Sneaky kiwi. and how do we know that kiwi is trustworthy? because Mr. Kiwi tastes good and is delicious. Mr. Kiwi would sometimes let Cuci take a bite out of him and enjoy his kiwiness. Of course, he always grows back. And yes, that is how Mr. Kiwi Cuci's slave/spy came to be.
What if you wrote a story on the life of a pencil? hmm.
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Sunday, February 05, 2006
veggie edit tres in a new box thingy.
The Foul Fruit were very FOUL indeed. The cook's nose lost most of its sense of small. That poor nose. Now even the garbage dumps smell good to that cook. That's how FOUL the Foul Fruit are. They scared the cook away. The cook went far away. The cook went extremely far away. The cook went to ___ (the moon?).
The Foul Fruit were also FOUL in the sense that they were trying to take over veggie land. O_O "OH NO!!!" The polite veggies thought. Veggie Land is going to be....FOUL! *shudder* The Foul Fruit didn't play this game of world (well Veggie Land) domination fairly either. They made FOUL after FOUL after FOUL. It was murder. It was a massacre. It was genocide. If the veggies weren't killed by the FOUL smell, the Foul Fruit slaughtered them. The peace loving veggies would come with their fobby peace signs \ / trying to get peace (like Benvolio). Unfortunately the Foul Fruit being FOUL were ruthless. They wanted to KILL. They were blood thirsty (somewhat like Tybalt). (OMG what if this turned out to be like a veggie romance? HAHAHA). The Foul Fruit were also power hungry. (The veggies were power. The Foul Fruit were hungry. haha *lameness*) And so, the noble veggies died. They were heroes. They will be remembered.
But LO AND BEHOLD!!! out of this darkness and misery, a HERO was born! This HERO was from the clan of the Cucumbers. This HERO's name was CUCI!!! Cuci's affectionate nickname was Cu/Qu. By others, Cuci was also known as a cute rice tub. XD. However, regardless of what people called Cuci (sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me), Cuci is still the HERO in this tale of TRAGEDY (and maybe perhaps hope or something happy like that).
BUT a few veggoons (get it? veggie + moon) later, in the land of the Zucchinis, a Zucchini was born. This Zucchini was a very special vegetable. It was born with HAIR and a neon jacket, making it easily identifiable so as not to get lost. (=D) This Zucchini's name was ZUKI!!! aka Zu or zoo keys or rice tub (that's not cute).
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Sunday, January 29, 2006
Once upon a time, there was a mysterious land called...VEGGIE LAND. Itwas the Land of the Veggies. It was a pretty cool place. Here,vegetables could be free of the hungry veggie eating humans and the fruity seas. *shudder*VEGGIE EDIT UNO!!!Veggie Land was at peace. This is because the government only had one political party. This political party, however, was divided into several factions, just as Veggie land is divided into several veggions. A very uber-important faction/veggion is the Zucchini faction/Zuu veggion. An extremely significant faction is the Cucumber faction/Cuu veggion. (Other factions/veggions that one should care to little note, nor long remember, are the Carrot faction/Caa veggion, the Celery (formerly Tomato/Squash) faction/Cee (formerly Toe/Squaa) veggion, the Broccoli faction/Brocc veggion, and the Lettuce (formerly Pumpkin) faction/Leh (formerly Puh) veggion. New factions/veggions are added as veggies continue to be gardened.)VEGGIE EDIT DOS!!!Anyhow, Veggie Land was most certainly at peace, and it was a very good peace. (We shall exclude the Zucchini & Cucumber Wars/Cucumber & Zucchini Wars. This is because there have been so many small skirmishes and big battles and whenever there is a tiny triumph, the side will declare that their name must come first (i.e. Zucchini & Cucumber vs. Cucumber & Zucchini). Zucchinis are currently winning these short, neverending wars, thus we are allowed to list their part first.)If Veggie Land did not have intranational peace, it had international peace, at least for quite awhile. They were indeed/forsooth very peaceful...until the arrival of the FOUL FRUIT!!! O_ONo, this statement is not completely accurate. The legend goes that Kitchen Monsters once roamed Veggie Land, slaughtering veggies everywhere. When the Foul Fruit arrived, even the Kitchen Monsters were frightened away...(...will come later...)
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Friday, January 27, 2006
WE ARE VEGGIESVEGGIES RULE
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