THE ROAMING HIPPO!

one day some veggies went on a treasure hunt. they were searching for something interesting. something kind of like...treasure. so they went out for a walk. but you see they didn't know what they should search for. first they tried searching for a zucchini. it didn't take them long though. being veggies though it was quite difficult. they had to search long and hard for that zucchini! they turned around (a very difficult task) and lifted their arms up (i guess they can have arms) and pointed their finger and went OMG A ZUCCHINI!! AMAZING!! and it was a very difficult hunt. but being veggies...they wanted something extremely challenging. and being veggie they didn't just walk away. OH NO. no attitude from those veggies man. ok that came from this song i'm listening to called walk away from kelly clarkson. its kind of weird. the music video is a bit strange. yea. listening to music gives you some weird "inspirations". so anyway they got tired of walking so guess what? they started JOGGING!! *gasp* oh if you didn't realize already warning: this post is lame. haha. ok so then they started prancing about. and using their stealthy skills. they sneaked around veggie land on their tip toes. but then OH NO!! they started floating away!!! poo on those tip toes! *failure* [standing on tip toes. wait do they even have tiptoes?] so then they were just floating in the sky with the wind. they were like...hot air balloons! or rather..helium filled balloons. and then they used olay cream and became all shiny!!! [olay ad] and then sean paul came along and *gasp* the veggies found themselves in a desert! [we be burning music video] and there were all these funky...things "dancing" in the desert. so the veggies tried to join along doing their specialty...THE KAN KAN!! [how to spell?] but then...*gasp* the desert caught on FIRE!!! *gasp indeed* but then because the sea is parallel to the sky [is there underline on this thing? i don't think so. but anyway that's irrelavent] the found themselves over a sand dune. and then that's when the weirdest thing happened! A CROUTON FELL DOWN FROM THE SKY!!! AND IT HIT....*DRUMROLL*...*SILENCE*.... *ANTICIPATION*... *EAGERNESS*...INTESITY*...so it hit....this crouton hit...this condiment thing hit...this cruncy thing decided to hit...it fell down from the sky and...and...it hit.... what did this crouton hit? figure it out yet? this lovely crouton all the way from the neighborhood of entrand (entroid+land) came down. why? out of its own free will? OH NO. of course NOT! no no. it was trying to ride horses. but then because it was fried and crunchy[reminds me of my mom.."the vacuum is too heavy! i need a new one! *sigh* (waste of money *ahem* japanese ppl aren't very cheap *tear*)] it tried to ride the entroid and it "bucked" and so it fell through the sky...and hit...NOBODY! didn't see that coming did you? ok so there the crouton is "in" the story. and all this happened in just...FOUR MINUTES!!! NOTHING is the calm before the storm [my mom's forward] so this crouton was wearing a HOT red cap (get it? like red pepper=hot=red. yea.) so this crouton was so sick....not of love songs...of BLUE ROOMS!!! so then the door opened and alas! a pencil fell through the roof!! poor pencil. it had been gleefully sipping some coke! so being a pencil, it adorned a yellow striped tie! it was happyful. and so for the storm. well was it the pencil? yes? no? maybe so? GUESS WHAT?? NOBODY KNOWS!!! hahahhaha. muahahhaa. or was it the trumpet? oh you didn't hear it? you deaf oh. so the trumpet went.. BLAPAPAPACROYAOIDFADSLKFJASOIJ!!! and michael jackson came and did the moon walk across the "scene" and in the middle he did the "whoop di doo" with the one finger swirling in the air. but alas...he only won...not gold. silver? NO! not silver either. or plantinum. nope nope nope. he won..NOTHING!! like durrrr! like omgawsh! liek totally! so anyway when michael jackson was done acting like a girl...BAM and he became a white guy. TIMEOUT! and his nose was like WHOA! like...WOW! like it was as if he had come from drama...he got...TRANSFORMED!! *whee* so then the chooplane? airchoo? chlane? airoo? chooane? choolane? chooir? chooair? so the chlane [?] came and picked him up. the chlane got the golden ticket. and the entroid disposed of him along with the bush. but as the bush was flying through the air...he got shot by a dick! hahaa ew. i mean. a cheney. ok enough of that stuff. so then they got convicted. and it was a fairy tale ending!! NOT! you see the veggies were still on their scavenger hunt. and then LO AND BEHOLD!!! they found...nothing. haha. but then a feather floated down! the veggies looked at it in awe. a feather! was it a sign? was their luck about to change? and then...there was a cascade [waterfall] in the middle of the clouds. and there was a grand opening...and none other than...AN EYE!! came floating by. OH BOY!! this was surely a sign. it couldn't get any better than this! and for once...it actually couldn't. and bob the builder came along and sang BOB THE BUILDER CAN WE DO THIS?? BOB THE BUILDER YES WE CAN!! but then barney caught on fire. HE WAS SMOKING! NO FUMES!! [espanol=don't smoke. its not no fumes but i suppose that could be good too] and then everybody got up and started dancing! and it was a PARTAY!!!!!!!! and the lights flashed. and they partied all night long. and spongebob and patrick came! HECK YES. and then life went on. so did the veggies ever find anything like treasure? NOPE. ITS NOT A FAIRYTALE!! rather...its a VEGGIE TALE! Lol. *lame* haha. and the oompa loompas came and ate all the chocolate. and then a basketball wore a hat. and jack in the box bounced along. and then...it was just DUN DUN DUN another day. and then with a plop the roaming hippo turned into a stone. and it was lovely. just lovely.
Lol i accidently posted this on my other blogger thingy. oopsie daiseys. <--that word is so liek old school! like omg! only lil girls say that. oh yea there was something like that in a beautiful mind.