Zip Zap
So it turns out that we lied. The leaf did have some affect on Veggie Land, particulary Cuci and Zuki. You see, shortly after the leaf drifted away, something strange happened. There was a zip, a zap, and bolt of lighting. DUN DUN DUN!!! and then a KABAAMM!!! Cuci looked down. Zuki looked down. and all of a sudden they realized that they had switched species! aahh!! imagine their shock. (and perhaps horror? hehe) oh boy! would they ever be able to change back? what would happen? would they be stuck as "opposite" veggies forever? they might never be able to be true to themselves ever again! my gosh! but the leaf also left something else. nobody knew what would happen to cuci and zuki thereafter. (haha) so zuki and cuci had to live in each others bodies for a while. they got to experience the other's life. it wasn't so bad after all they decided. they even got to try the others superpowers. it was pretty cool. but as with all things, they were getting tired of being called the other (since some veggies weren't aware of this...not catastrophe but perhaps incident is the better/more accurate word).
as random as the leaf was. there was another zip, zap, and the sky was electrified by multicolored lighting bolts. then it was silent. and silent again. and silent somemore. all the civilians were like huh? cuci and zuki were like arg. weren't we supposed to switch back with that? nobody knew. "zuki" put on her evil glare. muahaha. perhaps it worked. anyway there was a KABANGGGG!! PA-CHOW!!! EUREKA!!! and suddenly Lo and Behold...there stood a tree! but not just any tree. an oak tree to be exact. a healthy oak tree that was not dying. (based on ted. haha you should've been there when i was asking him these things. hehe. i think he was probably thinking...wow i didn't know sam was so weird!! hahaha) anyway this tree is kind of like an ent. have you read lord of the rings? or rather...seen the movie. doesn't ted kind of remind you of an ent? like the way he holds his arms and walks. yea. so back tot he story. this tree was trying to be gangstur. or perhaps it was from the ghetto. it was wearing a gangstur like cap and gangstur like attire. as it landed it said. YO SUP DAWGS? MY HOMIE GS!! there was no answer. just...silence. he gazed back at the stunned veggies. they had never encountered such an astroid before! it astonished them greatly. they looked like they had been frozen by the white witch (chronicles of narnia). so he tried something different. YOU FOOLS! WHERE"S THE GOLD?? I WANT MY MONEY!!! you ghetto objects! I WANT MY MOOLA!! GIVE ME THE GREEN!! of course the veggies were just more shocked by this outburst. was this "thing" crazy? what strange astroids this world brings. the veggies quite liked this idea of being a ghetto object. so they said back to him PEACE OUT HOMIE!!! and then chanting *we are the ghetto objects. we are the ghetto objects.* etc. as for the green, well everything in veggie land was practically green so they just ignored that fact. however this ent astroid (hmm entroid? or astrent? troident? too much like trident. entroid is good) so this entroid was getting quite pumped. so he said I COME IN PEACE YOU GHETTO OBJECTS!! GOT RICE??? GOT RICE FOOL?? the veggies kept chanting *we are the ghetto objects*. of course, being based on ted this entroid would never carry out its "evil threats". and so the tree became a rock. there was no sound as it became a rock. it just did. do you know why? no you don't. because nobody knows. gosh i thought you would get that by now. so it became a rock. and had to change its name to entroick. so this rock began to bounce! do you know why? if you said nobody knows...you are incorrect! muahaha. evil world isn't it? it began to bounce because that was its fate. so it began to bounce higher and higher. veggie land began to shake and tremble. and then just like that...it stopped bouncing and rolled away. it rolled out of veggie land back into space. perhaps it went back to its mother. its mother might have said B+ in TREE??? B PLUS??? ENTROICKIOD!!! I BORN YOU ALL THE WAY FROM QUIO JUST SO YOU CAN GET A B PLUS IN TREE?? *SHRIEKS!* ENTROICKIOD!!! YOU IN BIG TROUBLE!!! SOMEBODY"S GONNA GET A HURT A REAL BAD!!! DOES THIS FACE LOOK LIKE HAPPY FACE?? YOU WANT A TIME OUT ENTROICKIOD? NO. YOU NO GET NO TIMEOUT! (ent thought he might be getting off easy but...) NO ENTROICK WE NO HAVE NO TIMEOUT!!! THATS FOR THE WIMPY FLOWERS!!! OH NO!!! HERE WE HAVE A KNOCKOUT!!!! *QQAAABBBOOOOTEEEEMMM!!!
perhaps this mysterious occurences (leaf and ent) came as a result of "jesse" angering mr veggie godish thing? haha.
as random as the leaf was. there was another zip, zap, and the sky was electrified by multicolored lighting bolts. then it was silent. and silent again. and silent somemore. all the civilians were like huh? cuci and zuki were like arg. weren't we supposed to switch back with that? nobody knew. "zuki" put on her evil glare. muahaha. perhaps it worked. anyway there was a KABANGGGG!! PA-CHOW!!! EUREKA!!! and suddenly Lo and Behold...there stood a tree! but not just any tree. an oak tree to be exact. a healthy oak tree that was not dying. (based on ted. haha you should've been there when i was asking him these things. hehe. i think he was probably thinking...wow i didn't know sam was so weird!! hahaha) anyway this tree is kind of like an ent. have you read lord of the rings? or rather...seen the movie. doesn't ted kind of remind you of an ent? like the way he holds his arms and walks. yea. so back tot he story. this tree was trying to be gangstur. or perhaps it was from the ghetto. it was wearing a gangstur like cap and gangstur like attire. as it landed it said. YO SUP DAWGS? MY HOMIE GS!! there was no answer. just...silence. he gazed back at the stunned veggies. they had never encountered such an astroid before! it astonished them greatly. they looked like they had been frozen by the white witch (chronicles of narnia). so he tried something different. YOU FOOLS! WHERE"S THE GOLD?? I WANT MY MONEY!!! you ghetto objects! I WANT MY MOOLA!! GIVE ME THE GREEN!! of course the veggies were just more shocked by this outburst. was this "thing" crazy? what strange astroids this world brings. the veggies quite liked this idea of being a ghetto object. so they said back to him PEACE OUT HOMIE!!! and then chanting *we are the ghetto objects. we are the ghetto objects.* etc. as for the green, well everything in veggie land was practically green so they just ignored that fact. however this ent astroid (hmm entroid? or astrent? troident? too much like trident. entroid is good) so this entroid was getting quite pumped. so he said I COME IN PEACE YOU GHETTO OBJECTS!! GOT RICE??? GOT RICE FOOL?? the veggies kept chanting *we are the ghetto objects*. of course, being based on ted this entroid would never carry out its "evil threats". and so the tree became a rock. there was no sound as it became a rock. it just did. do you know why? no you don't. because nobody knows. gosh i thought you would get that by now. so it became a rock. and had to change its name to entroick. so this rock began to bounce! do you know why? if you said nobody knows...you are incorrect! muahaha. evil world isn't it? it began to bounce because that was its fate. so it began to bounce higher and higher. veggie land began to shake and tremble. and then just like that...it stopped bouncing and rolled away. it rolled out of veggie land back into space. perhaps it went back to its mother. its mother might have said B+ in TREE??? B PLUS??? ENTROICKIOD!!! I BORN YOU ALL THE WAY FROM QUIO JUST SO YOU CAN GET A B PLUS IN TREE?? *SHRIEKS!* ENTROICKIOD!!! YOU IN BIG TROUBLE!!! SOMEBODY"S GONNA GET A HURT A REAL BAD!!! DOES THIS FACE LOOK LIKE HAPPY FACE?? YOU WANT A TIME OUT ENTROICKIOD? NO. YOU NO GET NO TIMEOUT! (ent thought he might be getting off easy but...) NO ENTROICK WE NO HAVE NO TIMEOUT!!! THATS FOR THE WIMPY FLOWERS!!! OH NO!!! HERE WE HAVE A KNOCKOUT!!!! *QQAAABBBOOOOTEEEEMMM!!!
perhaps this mysterious occurences (leaf and ent) came as a result of "jesse" angering mr veggie godish thing? haha.
1 Comments:
At 6:10 PM,
Erika said…
LOLLLLL
HAHAHAHA
you have no idea how much I am laughing right now.
OMG.
haha. entroid is kind of like centroid. LOL
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